Shaking Up Fashion with Meme-Worthy Tees

We know you’re dying to flaunt your new sarcastic masterpiece. Shipping typically takes between 5-10 business days, but hey, Rome wasn’t built in a day and neither are these witty tees. Depending on where you live, it might take a bit longer because, you know, geography. But don’t worry, your patience will be rewarded with pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

We get it, sometimes you change your mind or realize that you’re not quite ready to handle the level of humor in your purchase. No biggie. You have 30 days to return your unworn tee (seriously, no one wants your used laundry). Just make sure it’s still in pristine, brand-new condition, and we’ll refund you. No hard feelings… okay, maybe just a tiny bit.

Absolutely! We believe sarcasm is a universal language, and we’re here to spread it far and wide. Whether you’re in the USA, Europe, or chilling with kangaroos in Australia, we’ll get our tees to you. Shipping times can vary depending on how far you are from our humor HQ, but we promise it’ll be worth the wait. After all, good things come to those who wait (and have a great sense of humor).

We’d love to say our tees magically fit everyone, but the reality is, you might need to measure. Take a look at our super helpful size guide—it’s practically foolproof. Measure yourself (or get someone else to do it, because let’s be honest, it’s awkward). Compare those numbers to our guide, and voilà! You’ll get the perfect fit and avoid that post-purchase regret we all hate.

Good news! Our tees are pre-shrunk because we know you don’t have time for any shrinking nonsense. That means your shirt will stay just as glorious and sarcastic as the day you got it, no matter how many times you wear it to make a statement (or avoid laundry day). Just follow the care instructions, and you’re good to go. No weird shrinkage, we promise.